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Famous Presidential Lies Contest

 

Written by: To The Point News

 

LBJ:

• None of our boys will die on foreign soil

 

Nixon:

• I am not a crook

 

GHW Bush:

• Read my lips - No New Taxes

 

Clinton:

• I did not have sex with that woman... Miss Lewinski

 

Obama:

• I will have the most transparent administration in history. 
• The stimulus will fund shovel-ready jobs. 
• I am focused like a laser on creating jobs. 
• The IRS is not targeting anyone. 
• It was a spontaneous riot about a movie. 
• I will put an end to the type of politics that "breeds division, conflict and cynicism". 
• You didn't build that! 
• I will restore trust in Government. 
• The Cambridge cops acted stupidly. 
• The public will have 5 days to look at every bill that lands on my desk 
• It's not my red line - it is the world's red line. 
• Whistle blowers will be protected in my administration. 
• We got back every dime we used to rescue the banks and auto companies, with interest. 
• I am not spying on American citizens. 
• Obama Care will be good for America. 
• You can keep your family doctor. 
• Premiums will be lowered by $2500. 
• If you like it, you can keep your current healthcare plan. 
• It's just like shopping at Amazon. 
• I knew nothing about "Fast and Furious" gunrunning to Mexican drug cartels. 
• I knew nothing about IRS targeting conservative groups. 
• I knew nothing about what happened in Benghazi. 
• I have never known my uncle from Kenya who is in the country illegally and that was arrested and told to leave the country over 20 years ago. 
• And, I have never lived with that uncle.  He finally admitted (12-05-2013) that he DID know his uncle and that he DID live with him. 
• If elected I promise not to renew the Patriot Act. 
• If elected I will end the war in Iraq and Afghanistan within the 1st 9 months of my term. 
• I will close Guantanamo within the first 6 months of my term. 
• I will bridge the gap between black and white and between America and other countries.

And the biggest one of all:

• "I, Barrack Hussein Obama, pledge to preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States of America."

 

I believe we have a winner