Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims: Ooops, Can I say that???

Have you ever wondered why it's OK to make jokes about Catholics, the Pope, Jews, Christians, the Irish, the  Italians, the Polish, the Chinese, the French (including French Canadians), the elderly, bad golfers, etc., but  its insensitive to make jokes about Muslims?  We need to level the playing field for the sake of political correctness...

1. If you harvest opium and refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor,

You may be a Muslim and a moron.

2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes,

You may be a Muslim and a moron.

3. If you have more wives than teeth,

You may be a Muslim and a moron.

4. If you wipe your butt with your bare hand but consider bacon to be unclean,

You may be a  Muslim and a pig….don’t you believe in Charmin’s?

5. If you think vests come in two styles: Bullet-proof and suicide.

You may be a Muslim.

6. If you can't think of anyone you haven't declared jihad against,

You may be a  Muslim.

7. If you consider television dangerous but routinely carry explosives in your clothing,

You may be a Muslim.

8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs,

You may be a Muslim.

9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four,

You may be a Muslim.

10. If you do NOT want to accept the validity of the State of Israel and want to kill all Jews.

You may be a Muslim.